Given that the source of our inspiration Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) often tells us that he’s in contact with aliens, we are interested to read that just yesterday the Ministry of Defence (MoD) released 160 files detailing UFO sightings and contact with aliens from 1978 to 1987.
In light of this we are considering submitting to the UFO desk at the MoD, in the spirit of national security, a Freedom of Information (FoI) request to see we can confirm or refute widespread rumours within the BNP that aliens from the Planet ZOG subjected Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) to a rigorous (and, we hear quite pleasurable) anal probe.
In particular, we want the following questions answered (yes, we demand answers): Were the alien anal probes similar in nature to the ones that Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) allegedly receives in Brighton? Did Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) put up a fight or was it more consensual BDSM? Have the aliens from the Planet ZOG published the results of their experiments on Lee Barnes (LLB Hons)? Or, were the results so existentially terrifying that the aliens committed suicide?
For those who think that our FoI request borders on the potentially frivolous we say this to you: the aliens may be using Lee Barnes (LLB Hons), and by extension the epi-centre of Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) appreciation, the Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) personal blog, as a conduit by which to communicate to humanity. The fact that the BNP recently won one seat in the London Assembly is evidence that aliens are trying to warn us that something terrible is going to happen to mankind quite soon (Richard Barnbrook to release the unedited DVD version of the Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) alien anal probe?). We live in interesting times people.
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An apparent conversation that happened last week
Prostitute;
" Would you like a blow job?"
Lee John barnes (LLB Hons);
"Will it affect my dole?"
He has clearly been abducted ....AGAIN. He was last seen posting on his blog on Tuesday 20th May. That's 10 days ago. I'm getting a tad worried by his absence, the entire fate of mankind depends on what the aliens uncover from his encyclopedi knowledge of the world, the universe and the eternal creator. According to the Apocryphal Book of Lee (LLB HONS), Volume 23, Chapter 128, verse 16 this could herald the end of the world "He that removeth me from against mine own free will once again into the lights will learn the true power of the Saviour and when the lights have been switched off, all darkness will prevail for all time to come, until the time when the lights are switched on".
I'm really worried someone terrible might happen. I'm kind of scared.
If only....if just....well.. someone would send us a sign that Lee Barnes (LLB HONS) is still alive and with us, and that he trods the soil and gives saintly powers to each sod he treads with his gentle and holy feet.
That's enough talk of sods in the same sentence as mentioning the Holy One, he that is the walking Saviour of all Mankind, Lee John Barnes (LLB HONS).
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