Saturday 29 November 2008

The Barnes (LLB Hons) Klan

Now genealogy isn’t really our strong point here at Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) appreciationville. But, it is with great excitement that we finally learn of the mystical origins of Lee Barnes (LLB Hons). The font of Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) world-wide appreciation, the deadly serious Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) blog, has finally published the long awaited report by Medway Mental Health Services into the ancestry of Lee Barnes (LLB Hons). As Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) informs us in his much underreported blog article, The Vikings and the Barnes Family Temper (27 November 2008):

“For those of you that thought I lost my temper in the debate last night - you are totally wrong.

Those who have seen or heard me lose my temper know that my mood was simply mild annoyance.

I suffer from a disability - I am from the Barnes [k]lan”

Listen Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) it’s nothing to be ashamed about. You don’t have to justify yourself to us. We, your devoted fans, accept you as you are – legally sane. That’s right, don’t take lithium from anybody! Anyway, the Barnes (LLB Hons) Klan - who can forget that hapless band of rouges and scallywags who most probably died out in the Palaeolithic era before human evolution began – thank Odin's bum that multiculturalism and Zionism weren’t around in their time!

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