Sunday 21 December 2008

Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) demands demographic answers on “How Jewish is Hollywood”!

In his latest indentured article on the font of Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) appreciation, the Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) blog, legally sane BNP Legal Director Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) has posted this demanding conundrum: “How Jewish is Hollywood?” (Merry Xmas Melanie Phillips, 20 December 2008).

Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) is well known for the asking the tough questions of the day. And, by God does his question demand an answer. And, we think that we may have the answer. Originally we planned to consult the National Office of Statistics, but instead we found this Wikipedia stub on the demographics of Hollywood:

As of the 2000 census, there were 210,777 people residing in the Community Plan Area of Hollywood. The population density was 8,443 people per square mile (3,261/km²). The racial makeup of the community was 59.84% White (47.27% White Non-Hispanic), 9.44% Asian, 0.13% Pacific Islander, 4.28% African American, 0.62% Native American, 19.10% from other races, and 6.59% from two or more races. 34.51% of the population were Hispanic of any race. 49.63% of the population was foreign born; of this, 46.24% came from Latin America, 32.73% from Asia, 17.80% from Europe and 3.23% from other parts of the world”.


We’d better shoot the answer over to Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) pronto. We understand that Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) is to spend Christmas with his adoptive mistress and doppelganger, Melanie Philips and we want to catch Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) before he fare dodges his way over to the Philips household. We only hope that Lee Barnes (LLB Hons) doesn’t ask how Jewish is Medway. Given that we don’t have the resources to answer such a potential query from the source of our adoration, as a pre-emptive answer we refer the font of our existence to his good, understanding and caring friend, Medway Mental Health Services.